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hemofloid 

To act as a weird person but don't be confused to be a weirdo they are just acting weird and yet they are kind hearted and funny people just doing weird things at the moment
John just burped the alphabet after he got done feeding the homeless what a hemofloid
hemofloid by joustrr September 23, 2014
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homoloid 

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.
What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid
homoloid by RG123 November 28, 2007

Hefloid Kaiju 

A term given to fat women, generally on nights out.
Daddy P: Any fit girls in here?

The Big D: Nah, just an earthquake of hefloid kaiju's

Hemeloid 

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.
Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.
Hemeloid by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

pokes my hemorroids! 

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.
'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

Vaginal Hemorhoids 

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.
God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

hemoroid 

when your ass is annoyed
you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!
hemoroid by tara and grace June 26, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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