hemofloid

To act as a weird person but don't be confused to be a weirdo they are just acting weird and yet they are kind hearted and funny people just doing weird things at the moment

John just burped the alphabet after he got done feeding the homeless what a hemofloid

by joustrr September 23, 2014

homoloid

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.

What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid

by RG123 November 28, 2007

Hefloid Kaiju

A term given to fat women, generally on nights out.

Daddy P: Any fit girls in here?

The Big D: Nah, just an earthquake of hefloid kaiju's

by Joseph "the womaniser" Terry August 21, 2023

Hemeloid

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.

Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.

by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009

hemoroid

when your ass is annoyed

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!

by tara and grace June 26, 2004