Helseth is a being of unknown decent with the purpose to bring the people of Earth both joy and pain. Going around the globe teaching the youth the most important skills imaginable. Although most find his presence to inflict pain upon the world, only the most knowledgeable see Helseth as God himself. Nobody truly understands who or what Helseth is, but what we do know is it is something not to be messed with, yet something we can all learn from.

It is time to pray for Helseth to come.

Helseth by _The_Savior December 15, 2017

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Hilsea

Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.

"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"

Hilsea by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

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helstad

A helstad is the fittest guy you will ever know, his directions are clear and he obviously knows how to lead football derby.

Helstad was able to do 10 push-ups in two seconds

helstad by Posh white May 25, 2021

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Hilsea

Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.

"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"

Hilsea by Paul Foxton October 5, 2021

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