helse

someone who is awesome and beautiful and who is an absolute 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟

pronounced hell-see

Wow, that person is an absolute helse!

by a chelsea who is a helse May 22, 2021

helse

the most GORGEOUS piece of trash

did you find some helse

by hcl April 14, 2020

Van Helsing

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.

"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing

by Xeras December 10, 2010

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

by clint February 23, 2005

Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006