Hilsea 

Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.

"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"

Hilsea by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Hilsea 

Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.

"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"

Hilsea by Paul Foxton October 5, 2021

Hilsea 

The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe

"Those Hilsea Lads are so Cool, Know what I mean?” LEGENDS! Hilsea top boys of Pompey

Hilsea by Paul Foxton September 9, 2021

Hilsea 

The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe

"Those Hilsea Lads are so cool" Legends! "The Top Boys in Pompey

Hilsea by Paul Foxton September 9, 2021

Hillsea 

Hillsea is a farming town located at the most Northen part of Portsmouth. The farmers of Hillsea speak with Worzel Gummidge like accents and follow in a cult like fashion. The green farm was their old meeting point.

Ize a farmer from Hillsea ize is. Let’s go to the green farm and pet the sheep.

Hillsea by Wooly back September 24, 2021

hilleary 

n. A person who is usually small in stature but bursting in personality.

v. To do say something completely random and nonsensical.

Her: The world is more round than earth.
Him: She just pulled a hilleary.

hilleary by mihi March 13, 2009

hilsman middle 

HMS - Hippo Mating School

a fucking stupid school where stereotypes are major and people are skanks. a prison. people look at you weird when you laugh. It's going to be taken over by the hobos of athens (INCLUDING THE MIDGETS)

Teachers include:
Mr. Hasty a.k.a. mary head
Mr. Preston- *cough* aflac *cough*
Ms. Best a.k.a. a messed up drunk slut who is indecent
Mrs. King- a transvestite (need I say more)

The hobos will rule.

HMS panthers suck... u know exactly what they suck too

hilsman middle by Slippery goo named AMANDA January 26, 2004