helmet helmet

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Helmet to Helmet

Two naked men embracing, causing their penis tips to make direct contact.

After shedding their swimsuits, Tom and Justin hugged Helmet to Helmet.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

Incidental Helmet-to-Helmet

An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.

Jadeveon Clowny's incidental helmet-to-helmet hit won the Seahawks the game.

by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019