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hellguard 

Incredibly loving and kind, has a nice house and makes good food
You know she can cook she is obviously a hellguard
hellguard by Irishisadeadlanguage February 26, 2024
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Helltard 

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard
Jack is a fucking helltard!
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Hellyard 

The place where nightmares go to die.
nightmare: I'm going to Hellyard to die.
Hellyard by Hellyardlol February 5, 2010

Hellatarded 

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.
Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.
Hellatarded by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022
A person who's name could not be better suited. Originates from Ancient Germanic; "Haila" (luck, fortune, healthy, safe) + "gardaz" ( the fence, the enclosure, the protection).

A true friend. A man of Value. Team player. A go getter. A sky pilot. A contributor.
A Helgard is a rare person. That Helgard has a great future.
Helgard by #Kairos June 26, 2017

dirty hellard

an english teacher that gives way too much homework.
billy: wow, Ms. Smith is such a dirty hellard! she made us read 20 pages of the Scarlet Letter and we have to annotate as much as possible!
dirty hellard by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 26, 2008
A very sarcastic guy that always gives back handed compliments, can be kind at times but is mostly mean unless you're friends with him but even then, you are never safe
Guy 1: Did you hear what Helgaard said to that other girl
Guy 2: Don't act shocked, His name is litterally on urban dictionary as the sarcastic one
Guy 1: ahh I see
Helgaard by CraigRilley May 19, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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