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storm heitman 

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny
mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............
storm heitman by t benzy April 10, 2003

heitmannized 

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.
Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.
heitmannized by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006
A term used to back a girl or guy off you in a club or anywhere for some reason. It could be because their breath stank or anything. Its a foot ball pose that you use on people.
Shawty fine breath stank do the heizman on that hoe
heizman by Taliah Cobb April 13, 2007

doin da heizman 

pushin away a girl cause her breath stank or she got no bank
your in a club and a girl comes up to you but her breath stank you push her away like your doin da heizman pose, or a girl is just hanging around cause u got money you need to push that ho away
doin da heizman by malberts January 1, 2007

Heinzman 

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.
Do the Heinzman on that ho!
Heinzman by carahh September 23, 2010

heitmania 

I woke up this morning and had the biggest case of heitmania. I was like " Cock, ? Cock?... Cock on my face now! Did someone say jizz
heitmania by Dragon Slayer November 10, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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