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a person that is smart, talkative, she doesn't know what she is doing and makes very scientific jokes that no one literally understands but just laughs so she won't feel NOT FUNNY.
heijden: yo i got a joke.
you: wassup bro
heijden: What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
you: idk bro what is it
heijden: Na HAHAHAHA
you: haha (wtf are they talking abt)
heijden by lunaisbetterthanu January 27, 2022
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heidenreich

A boss ass bitch last name. Don’t fuck with a Heidenreich.
Those Heidenreich’s are bat shit crazy... they know how to party and fuck some shit up.
heidenreich by buubiez January 30, 2018

heidence 

1. v. bother or inconvenience.
2. n. problem, annoyance.
3. n. possession of patience.

Etymology
Old English hedan- “to take care, attend.”
Old English hood- guard or regard.
The language institute proffesor has little heidence for those who are not inclined to expand their vocabulary.

Phil, you look heidenced; is there anything I can do to help?
heidence by SRG2008 April 14, 2008
a Heiden is a cute person who likes to play roblox
I think i saw a heiden over there
A man who trys to teach but is an absolutely ass head that no one loves and has the mental capacity of a dead squirrel
Wow heiden ur really bad
heiden by urmom6042967 January 18, 2022
The surname Heiden has a number of different spellings including Haydn, Heide, Heid, Heidling, Heideling, Heidt, Heyde. The toponym exists as Heidenin a number of places in Germany and Switzerland. As a nickname, it comes from the Middle High German heiden meaning "Heathen".
Danique:HEIDEN MY LOVEEEEEE
heiden by Aldosdragons April 16, 2017

Heidenfelder 

Someone who tries to give an insult but cant get it out because they studder too badly. What a retard!
Matheis just heidenfeldered when he tired to make fun of Eric" gay " Fritz
Heidenfelder by Seth and Fritz July 26, 2008