heiferious 

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

heiferious by StephC December 13, 2008

Heiferosexual 

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

Heiferosexual by Poopstack October 14, 2009

heilarious 

Adjective describing something both very entertaining and very politically incorrect.

I spent all day making Christmas cards of pictures of dead foetuses - it was heilarious!

heilarious by Meidi December 13, 2005

Heiferium 

A made-up element used to troll chemists.

Is heiferium a metal, nonmetal, or metalloid?

Heiferium by hitemlow February 22, 2011

heiferitis 

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

heiferitis by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017