Hegglund

When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''

Hegglund by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018

hagglund 

the best leprechaun in the world

i am a hagglund.

hagglund by Magoo0802 November 1, 2016

heglund 

An awesome person who is always loyal and never tells secrets and plays soccer and has amazing friends but their love lives sucks.

Heglund's are awesome.

heglund by shakone\ December 13, 2017