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someone who covers up how tiny their penis is by talking as loud as possible
jon pulled a hoglund when Kurt walked into the bathroom while he was showering
hoglund by cluter December 24, 2010
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Someone of extreme to unusual size.
Someone who reminds you of a large animal ex: elephant or whale
it sucked cause i was stuck in an elevator with a HOGLUND
Hoglund by notLoganS. April 29, 2011
Temperature scale for people who tend to freeze easily. 1 hollund is comparable to 15 degrees celsius. The scale then rises and descends by units of 5 degrees celsius, so 2 hollund is 20C and -1 Hollund is 10C.
It's hot today. Must be 2 hollunds.
hollund by biXen April 18, 2007
wow look at that guy he's as invincible as a haglund.
haglund by booty_calla June 17, 2009

hailey haglund 

Super Sexy, This girl is the meaning of "Goddaayyyuuummmm!!! " Her Personality shits on all these regular ratchet hoes y'all stupid bitches turn-in into nowadays skeet skerr!!

Fuck around, Hailey Haglund will have yo ass steady fainted on the ground blown away by her beauty. Hailey Haglund Is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, so if you happen to be the lucky guy to come across this sweet piece of glory. You Better Never Let Her go, and Treat her Like a QUEEN.
"Ayee bruh dont fuck with my girl, shes a Hailey Haglund"

Hoaglund 

Another word for a cigarette, first made common in south shore Massachusetts.
"hey give me a hoaglund, will ya" or " i cant believe i just payed $8.75 for a pack of hoaglunds"
Hoaglund by droseph#3 December 31, 2011
An awesome person who is always loyal and never tells secrets and plays soccer and has amazing friends but their love lives sucks.
Heglund's are awesome.
heglund by shakone\ December 13, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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