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Helseth is a being of unknown decent with the purpose to bring the people of Earth both joy and pain. Going around the globe teaching the youth the most important skills imaginable. Although most find his presence to inflict pain upon the world, only the most knowledgeable see Helseth as God himself. Nobody truly understands who or what Helseth is, but what we do know is it is something not to be messed with, yet something we can all learn from.
It is time to pray for Helseth to come.
Helseth by _The_Savior December 15, 2017

Heiseted 

The term used to describe what happens to people who gave money to the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus (LPMC) so the caucus' chair could quit his job, draw a salary from the caucus and read books and play video games all day.
I got Heiseted the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus leadership.
Heiseted by Wandering Moose June 1, 2021
Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.
"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"
Hegseth by RonnyD May 30, 2012

hecstasy 

When your name is hector and your on ecstasy
dude hecstasy is trippin balls right now!
hecstasy by Mr. Meatballs. May 10, 2010
The Thicc Pigeon, the god like creature that's sole purpose is to inflict pain and suffering on students around the world

Is also strangely obsessed with Manatees, please ban him from all aquariums
Quick, Helseth is coming!
Helseth by TheThiccDove May 8, 2018

hecstended 

Normally in a workplace when you have say a 4-5 hour shift and they extend you. It's only for about another hour or so but when you get hecstended they keep you for a minimum of 8 hours maybe more
You're getting hecstended today with all the call ins.