heavens gate 

a bunch of crazy people (now dead)

heavens gate is insane

heavens gate by jackspedicey 2 June 9, 2017

Heavens Gate Approach 

The Heavens Gate Approach is when a large group of individuals are failing so badly they should simultaneously commit suicide together.

The Biden white house should go for the Heavens Gate Approach

Heavens Gate Approach by TimNmikeExperience July 29, 2022

Heaven's Gate Cult 

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.

Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!

Heaven's Gate Cult by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

Heaven's Gate 

No Limit Texas Hold 'em:

When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.

The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!

Heaven's Gate by Bodacious77 April 23, 2019

Heaven's Gate 

A period of time just before climax.

Damn, her pussy was so tight she had me at heaven's gate in 6 seconds.

Heaven's Gate by anonymous January 20, 2021

heaven's gate 

A threesome with one man and two women. One woman ride's the guy's erect penis, the other woman receives oral pleasure while sitting on the guy's face, and the two women grab onto each other's shoulders for support.

Hello, ladies! Say, how would you two angels like to come back to my place for some Heaven's Gate action?

heaven's gate by beknighted September 27, 2018

Heaven's Gate Analogy Fallacy

A variant of the Cult Analogy Fallacy, referencing Heaven’s Gate, the UFO‑religion cult whose members committed suicide in 1997 believing they would ascend to a spaceship. The fallacy compares any group with unconventional beliefs (especially extraterrestrial, techno‑utopian, or spiritualist) to Heaven’s Gate, implying that they are on a path to mass death. It is common in critiques of new religious movements, UFO believers, and transhumanist groups. The fallacy ignores that Heaven’s Gate was an extreme outlier, and that most unconventional groups are harmless. It substitutes lurid analogy for substantive critique.

Heaven's Gate Analogy Fallacy Example: “He committed the Heaven’s Gate analogy fallacy by comparing a UFO‑contactee group to the 1997 suicides. The group had no suicide pact, no isolation, and no leader demanding obedience. But the analogy stuck, and serious discussion ended.”

Heaven's Gate Analogy Fallacy by Dumu The Void June 6, 2026