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An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 8, 2014
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The worst player in a Fantasy Sports league. Derived from Jon Lajoie's character in FXX's Fantasy Football sitcom, "The League"
I just lost to the Taco in my league. I might as well just quit now!
by beknighted June 20, 2018
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A threesome with one man and two women. One woman ride's the guy's erect penis, the other woman receives oral pleasure while sitting on the guy's face, and the two women grab onto each other's shoulders for support.
Hello, ladies! Say, how would you two angels like to come back to my place for some Heaven's Gate action?
by beknighted September 27, 2018
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