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headonner

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.
A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!
by none of September 2, 2008
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Headliner

A tattoo located above a woman's breast but below the collar bone.

Normally shaped like a tramp stamp with part of the tattoo extending between the breast.
Look at that girl's headliner... and her tits aren't bad either
by Torvos August 17, 2011
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headliner

An event that is momentous in your life
Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..
by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005
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Headliner

n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.
Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005
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Headliner

A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person
Anna: omg i just came across a headliner

Justin: Wait really??!! You need to contact bighit ASAP !!!
by lolibicccc September 2, 2019
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Hedoneren

To seek physical pleasure in the form of drugs, sex and alcohol. The clean mindstate of simple joy and appriciation of life and the world.
"Hey man, how about we go hedoneren at the beach with the other guys next saturday?"
by Jelle June 28, 2007
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headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking
How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!
by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008
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