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headliner
Headliner
n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.
Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
Headliner by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005
Headliner
A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person
Headliner by lolibicccc September 2, 2019
headonked
Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).
There are a few different forms of the work headonk
1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking
There are a few different forms of the work headonk
1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking
How was the headonking last night?
Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!
Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!
Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!
Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!
headonked by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008
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