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Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking
How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!
headonked by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008
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Headfaked 

Being tricked by someone in such a way that in the end, you look very stupid
Did you see Ben headfake the shit out of Bryan over there!!
Bryan must've felt like a complete idiot!
He got REALLY Headfaked
Headfaked by BOSSnigguh August 16, 2010

hadonkadonks 

boobs. big boobs, small boobs, single boob, double boob. hadonkadonk.
hadonkadonks are for lesbians only - they are too artistsic for men.

man: look at her hadonkadonks
woman: no stop looking, not for you.
hadonkadonks by girlsarecool February 15, 2022

Mary headoned 

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.
Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

headonner 

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.
A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!
headonner by none of September 2, 2008

headrocked

the feeling u get when u consume too much nicotine.
yo bro i’m so headrocked
headrocked by thebaddeessttbitcchh420 December 19, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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