headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

headonked by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

Headfaked 

Being tricked by someone in such a way that in the end, you look very stupid

Did you see Ben headfake the shit out of Bryan over there!!
Bryan must've felt like a complete idiot!
He got REALLY Headfaked

Headfaked by BOSSnigguh August 16, 2010

hadonkadonks 

boobs. big boobs, small boobs, single boob, double boob. hadonkadonk.

hadonkadonks are for lesbians only - they are too artistsic for men.

man: look at her hadonkadonks
woman: no stop looking, not for you.

hadonkadonks by girlsarecool February 15, 2022

Mary headoned 

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

Mary headoned by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

headonner 

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.

A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!

headonner by none of September 2, 2008

headrocked

the feeling u get when u consume too much nicotine.

yo bro i’m so headrocked

headrocked by thebaddeessttbitcchh420 December 19, 2020