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headliner 

An event that is momentous in your life
Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..
headliner by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

Headliner 

n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.
Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.
Headliner by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005

Headliner 

A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person
Anna: omg i just came across a headliner

Justin: Wait really??!! You need to contact bighit ASAP !!!
Headliner by lolibicccc September 2, 2019

Headliner 

An individual who only reads the headlines when gathering news on various media and social media outlets.
Having only read the headline, and without the full context of the article, the headliner continues to regurgitate misinformation, and the subsequent creation of “fake news”.
Headliner by Gord59 March 2, 2020

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.
The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.
Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.
friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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