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Mary headoned 

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

Mary headoned by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018