head the ball

nutter, somebody that is crazy

'he's a head the ball'

head the ball by james price June 22, 2005

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

Head The Ball by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

The Great Head Theory 

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.

I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.

The Great Head Theory by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.

Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

Banging your fucking head against the wall by Elijah Bowman December 14, 2008

hit the head 

going to the bathroom

I'm going to hit the head.

hit the head by Katy June 18, 2004

well ain’t that a kick in the head 

When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.

Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!

well ain’t that a kick in the head by Enclave••• November 11, 2017

fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

fucked in the head by Jenesis September 9, 2004