Definitions by JonnTeee

Bubbly

A euphemism for a fat, ugly women who can't get a boyfriend. Normally used unironically by fat, ugly women on dating profiles.

Girl: my friends describe me as bubbly.
Boy: I'm so desperate, I've started dating bubbly girls.

Bubbly by JonnTeee July 16, 2022

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

Head The Ball by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

ITA 

In The Area... meaning "we are here". From Jamaican sound systems...

The band 'Blaggers ITA'

ITA by JonnTeee June 27, 2021

Bubbly

adj: fat, ugly and basic

Term used on dating websites and by 'friends' to describe unattractive people (normally women); often unaware that they are signalling that they are unattractive and basic.

I am very bubbly, and like going out as well as staying in.

Bubbly by JonnTeee May 7, 2021

promising footballer 

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

promising footballer by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

Doris 

General slang term for a women. Can can be used with a qualifier such as "old doris". Not derogatory.

my doris, that old doris, some doris in at the door

Doris by JonnTeee April 22, 2016