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Head Candy 

A television programme that doesn't require any thought to watch. Examples of such programmes would include Friends and anything made up of clips of CCTV/police chase footage.
Alice: What you watching?
Bob: Uh, I don't know, head candy
Head Candy by Steven Lilley May 10, 2008

Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".
Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.
Candy Head by fknugly March 6, 2012

candy head

Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten about 50 ring pops.
candy head by lollerbunny February 24, 2008

Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy
You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.
Candy Head by Ck12345 December 2, 2014

hedcandy 

Something you like and gives you pleasure. Can be referred to sexualy or not.
damn that concert was so hedcandy. And damn was the lead singer fine
hedcandy by HedCandy December 25, 2007
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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