an op as fuck stand (which can overwrite reality) that somehow got cucked by jotaro kujo and his “so its the same type if stand as star platinum” bullshit

heaven ascended dio: ZA WARUDO OVAH HEABEN

Za Warudo Ovah Heaben by jojo shitpost crusader October 10, 2020

convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!

Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

convenient headache by ZCMC March 30, 2009

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

mikegrain headache by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

A Headache of 7th Graders by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

Autotune Headache

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026