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Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

Hababa Moment 

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf
What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.
Hababa Moment by Jandalf September 18, 2021

Roast Beef Habadasher

When a man inserts his bald head into a woman's vagina.
That gal was so loose I gave her the roast beef habadasher. Nearly got over my ears.

HABABABA 

an exclamation of when you are confused; or when you just what to scream it out.
Lance you are so HABABABA!
HABABABA by Valeria, Chelsea January 16, 2008

habadasher 

someone who sells mens clothing, spacifically assorted small items like cufflinks, ties, spare buttons, collar stays etc.
i went to the habadasher to get a bow tie and cumberbund
habadasher by Harry8 February 26, 2009

habababa 

When someone is really really really annoying and they don't know it so you just try to ignore them but they keep annoying you and they sit next to you in class so you can't get away from them.
Ruby, you're such a habababa!
habababa by Drilla J v2 October 15, 2020
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