hbbby 

Word use for saying baby for dyslexic people or said by dyslexic people.

It can also mean happy birthday but dyslexic as hell/typo

Example:
Person1:Hey hbbby
Person2:are you dyslexic?

hbbby by F18thelight February 4, 2024

hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.

Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”

hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

HUBBY`S 

HUBBY`S is slang for husband`s , showing something belongs to the husband only.

I looked in the refrigerator and the majority of everything had WIFE'S written on it so I grabbed a marker and started writing HUBBY`S on all my stuff.

HUBBY`S by Jaye_$upreme August 12, 2016

Habby Slap 

Habby Slap: When a man removes his penis from his pants and wildly starts slapping the female/male involved across her face causing severe orgasmic pleasure for the man but may cause bruising for the other person involved.

Jack: Aw man what were you up to last night?

Drew: Just habby slapping ure mum like crazy, that bitch can take a beating.

Jack: Rough dude.

Habby Slap by schlonger23 June 4, 2009

Hobbywinkle 

To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).

Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?

Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.

Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011

hobbyblatte 

Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.

Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?

hobbyblatte by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019

osamabin-hubby

A husband,common-law husband,boyfriend,or significant other, that is acting mean,crazy,unfair,or similiar to a wicked dictator.

My husband use to be so cool, now when I want to go out with my girlfriends for the night, he gets so jealous and crazy,he turns all osamabin-hubby on me.

osamabin-hubby by Carlye Samatas January 21, 2009