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A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.


VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:

Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.

Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.

"The test today will contain thr--"
"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Excuse me?!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"
ha~ses by Anthony April 1, 2005
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n. a large, often chilled, pot of bakalava.
Dear sir, could you please pass the ha~ses?
ha~ses by Matt Matt Matt April 3, 2005

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An awful word, and if spoken directley at you. Immediate retaliation with a open handed slap is then in order,
Note: Has the effect of finger pecks.
Man makes harses in the kitchen, man then it turn takes life for harses
Harses by harses harses harses November 21, 2010

Hasesooner 

A hasesooner is a person who forgets stuff, but not caused by an illness. Hasesooners are often older than 18, but not everyone.
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Hey let’s go play outside, no I’m watching hanses.right.hand exposing ppl amazing content look
Hanses.right.hand by Hibestis December 26, 2020
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