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Hazleton Hot Pocket
A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
Hazleton Hot Pocket by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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Hazleton, PA 18201
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?
United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
Hazleton, PA 18201 by Hazletard-in-Chief November 29, 2010
Hazleton Drop In Center
Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.
I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!
Hazleton Drop In Center by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
Hazleton drifting
A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
Hazleton drifting by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
hazleton
By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.
Hazleton
A dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated.
The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.
It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).
Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.
Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.
Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.
It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).
Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.
Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.
Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
1) Hazleton is the worst city in Pennsylvania.
2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English
3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech
4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton
5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton
6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.
2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English
3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech
4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton
5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton
6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.
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