The junior high school of town called Hazlet, in New Jersey. I used to go there. It's the best place to get girls, weed, and booze at a young age. Everyone does most of their growing up here. Don't be a lobby kid in raritan. West Keansburg trash think their the shit, Raritan Valley snobs think their the shit, but everyone in between is decently down to earth. One of the best schools out there, with the best girls.
Middletown Kid: yo you go to Hazlet Middle School??
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah
Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah
Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy
by Kidwithdefininitions August 18, 2016