Definitions by qAaRoN
Pulling a Joe Paterno
After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.
Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?
Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
Pulling a Joe Paterno by qAaRoN July 30, 2012
Fo Clips
Used to describe a variety of different things, including: mass, time, distance, sums, etc.. The prefix of "fo" is added before hand simply because nothing can exceed or be less than such.
Lucy - "Everybody, shut the fuck up! The HNIC will here in fo clips!"
Bystander #1 - "You see that guy's arms?"
Bystander #2 - "Yeah, he must bench press about fo clips!"
Bystander #1 - "You see that guy's arms?"
Bystander #2 - "Yeah, he must bench press about fo clips!"
Jerry Falwell
Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.
In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.
In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.
Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"
Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"
Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"
Jerry Falwell by qAaRoN June 10, 2007
Guitar Hero
A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.
GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"
Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."
Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."
Guitar Hero by qAaRoN May 4, 2007
Fudge Fluff
A term used to describe a black man's nutsack after it has been "fluffed" by their significant other for a better visual apperance.
Fudge Fluff by qAaRoN August 12, 2006
fever jerk
fever jerk by qAaRoN December 31, 2005
hazleton
By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.
"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."