qAaRoN's definitions

Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.

Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.

by qAaRoN July 30, 2012

Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

by qAaRoN May 4, 2007

Fudge Fluff

A term used to describe a black man's nutsack after it has been "fluffed" by their significant other for a better visual apperance.

"Your nuts are looking really flat their nizzle. Lemme give you a fudge fluff"

by qAaRoN August 12, 2006

pubic clippings

The remains of pubic hair that is usually found on the bathroom floor after one decides to clip their pubes.

Doug - "Take a shower!"
Andy - "Get a better computer!"
Doug - "Go shoot yourself!"
Andy - "Clip your pubes!"
Doug - "I DID! LOOKIE!"
Andy - "Wow...I can only imagine how many pubic clippings are on your bathroom floor."

by qAaRoN July 12, 2005

hazleton

By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.

"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."

by qAaRoN July 12, 2005

mcdaoo

Inbred capital of the world. Located near hazleton, everyone in Mcadoo is related to one another. Once a year, on a mystic nite, the townsfolk get together in the shit creek & have an inbred orgy of epic proportions.

"I swear, the only place worse than hazleton is this shit-hole."

by qAaRoN July 12, 2005

fever jerk

(verb) - Jerking off to get sweaty and reduce your fever when you are sick.

My fever was 101.5 an hour ago. Then I did a fever jerk and I'm back down to 98.6.

by qAaRoN December 31, 2005