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Haylofted 

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.
“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”
Haylofted by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021
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code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)
“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”
hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020
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Something you probably searched for after hearing the song “Hayloft” by Mother Mother...
Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...
hayloft by Stoopid bisexual October 23, 2020
YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN
YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT
code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)
you know mother mother’s song hayloft?
hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020

Halofied 

When you highly anticipate a new release of a video game in the Halo series. You are very excited for this Halo game and every time you watch promos or trailers you get goosebumps. When you finally have the game in your hands and start playing it for the first time, you get a sense of nostalgia about the whole experience. That same nostalgia can be expressed to your friends and family who also enjoy playing a game in the Halo series. Its very much a party sensation when you anticipate and experience a new release of a Halo series video game.
"After watching that new Halo gameplay trailer, I just got Halofied."
"I was Halofied waiting in line for the new release of the Halo game."
"I'm so Halofied right now playing the new Halo game for the first time!"
Halofied by the_studland October 24, 2012

halofied 

the means of you, the player, and some other person playing xbox live with you , playing any halo game more then eating or drinking or using the bathroom , or any other natural funtions you have limted to play you halo game ...
hey dude i have my portable potty right here i dont have to leave this room and stop playing halo. " dude your comepletly halofied"
halofied by &&FLY_PRINCE$$ November 20, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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