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Oklahoma Hay Bale
Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow
Oklahoma Hay Bale by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019
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Haybaler
The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.
Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010
Haysbales
An Australian Tiktoker with A large following of 16.5 thousand. She occasionally Streams on twitch where she plays games like Minecraft, Genshin impact, Roblox and Little nightmares
Haysbales by UsedHairbrush July 21, 2021
Haybaleboi
Haybaleboi is a fictional character in the Crunch Ville smp. He is a very intelligent and cocky individual. Legend has it he was once a normal hay bale but turned into a human after a radiation leak.
Haybaleboi by Ivory Muncher 123 May 20, 2022
kick the hay bale
A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.
kick the hay bale by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010
Jordan Hayball
Jordan Hayball by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009
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