hay ride

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A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

hay ride by bendo383 November 5, 2009

Words you can keep

Dirty Hay Ride

A dirty Hay Ride is when your partner rides your dick while you’re taking a shit.

Tonight me and my girlfriend did the dirty Hay ride after I ate hibachi.

Dirty Hay Ride by Boogerlover3000 March 23, 2026

russian hayride

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

russian hayride by Jumping Jacks Ass April 25, 2016

Mexican Hayride

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!

Mexican Hayride by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009

Detroit Hayride

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.

Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.

Detroit Hayride by Craig Jensen January 11, 2009

Hayride

gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.

After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.

Hayride by Noah Mayer March 3, 2008

Hayride

When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday

Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself

Hayride by ihsoyik October 17, 2017

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026