hay ride

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

russian hayride

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

by Jumping Jacks Ass April 25, 2016

Mexican Hayride

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!

by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009

Detroit Hayride

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.

Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.

by Craig Jensen January 11, 2009

Hayride

gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.

After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.

by Noah Mayer March 3, 2008

Hayride

When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday

Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself

by ihsoyik October 17, 2017

hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X December 16, 2015