Hayride

gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.

After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.

by Noah Mayer March 3, 2008

Hayride

When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday

Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself

by ihsoyik October 17, 2017

Hayride

When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.

Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.

by LACotton November 27, 2016

Hayride

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!

by RebelWithoutAClause October 10, 2004

Hayride

A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.

"This guy was totally flirting with me, but I am not into him because he is such a hayride."

by whataname July 21, 2009

hayride

Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.

"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."

Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."

by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

hayride

A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.

Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.

I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.

by Ole-lukoye October 19, 2009