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A condition where your forehead grows to abnormal sizes with chances of chronic obesity. People with this disease also tend to lack humor, beauty, and brain cells.
I’m sorry ma’am but your blood tested Hawani positive.
Hawani by The absolute 100% truth February 11, 2022
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Hawaiian shirt day 

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013

Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018
A swag and savage person. But still kind. Have many secret but only herself know. Stylish and unique girl. Clever but lazy. Sleepyheads but an owl. She's quiet brave to tell people about her opinions. Has a good Confidence but shy when with her crush.
Look! She's just like Hazwani!

How lucky if I can be Hazwani :')
hazwani by lil cute meow meow December 28, 2017
A girl with a beautiful smile. When people see his smile, he smiles too. Her smile is as beautiful as the flowers bloom i the morning. There will be a man in love with his smile.
Girl: You looks like hanani
Hanani by Mankyrinz April 23, 2018

Hawaiian Time 

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.
"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."
Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014