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A condition where your forehead grows to abnormal sizes with chances of chronic obesity. People with this disease also tend to lack humor, beauty, and brain cells.
I’m sorry ma’am but your blood tested Hawani positive.
Hawani by The absolute 100% truth February 11, 2022
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Hawaiian shirt day 

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013

Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018
A swag and savage person. But still kind. Have many secret but only herself know. Stylish and unique girl. Clever but lazy. Sleepyheads but an owl. She's quiet brave to tell people about her opinions. Has a good Confidence but shy when with her crush.
Look! She's just like Hazwani!

How lucky if I can be Hazwani :')
hazwani by lil cute meow meow December 28, 2017
A girl with a beautiful smile. When people see his smile, he smiles too. Her smile is as beautiful as the flowers bloom i the morning. There will be a man in love with his smile.
Girl: You looks like hanani
Hanani by Mankyrinz April 23, 2018

Hawaiian Time 

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.
"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."
Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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