Haunchy 

Something that is messed up, sketchy, whack or just plain sucks.

Every time I miss your phone call you start acting all Haunchy

Haunchy by Dj Nocturnal January 19, 2011

haunchy 

stuck-up person, being pompus and loving ones self

That haunchy woman is such a bitch!

haunchy by adstuart223 January 5, 2008

Haunchy 

A mixture of being horny and raunchy at the same time. When you really need to have sex, even if it's with an ugly girl.

Damn, that stripper made me haunchy!

Haunchy by ThatBoyArmy February 27, 2011

jackrabbit haunches 

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.

jackrabbit haunches by deehenny January 22, 2011

deer haunches 

Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.

Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.

deer haunches by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

haunches

The area where the back of the leg and butt meet.

The area that hurts after a long bike ride. Or when a woman is wearing short-shorts and bends over, she exposes her haunches.

haunches by LenoreBenay August 14, 2006

Haunch it up 

Basically taking a dump. Use of this term though, refers to a dump that you had been holding in for a long time and finally find the opportunity to get it all out.

Coined by Ralph M. Frichtl

"Kelsey make sure nothing happens to my beer at half time, I seriously need to go HAUNCH IT UP big time!"

Haunch it up by AnnDee Paxton February 21, 2009