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hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!
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Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight
My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help
Hauners by Mackrod August 30, 2011

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.
Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?
ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003

Heavy Hauler 

The most advanced sandwich ever created. Each contains enough calories to sustain a small nation for a decade. Found at the Truckstop in Mount Morris PA.
Jimmy "The Dream" Rhodes once destroyed 4 Heavy Haulers in one fell swoop.
A guy with the dirtiest but funniest jokes. Loyal, but unpredictable. Very spontaneous and open for adventures. Many people call him the big black baby, because he's unique but not to miss. His handsome, yet unusual features are attractive and everyone wants to be friends with him. He's caring and open minded. Even though he's very responsible, he likes to party and often gets drunk, despite him being a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol!
Wow that guy looks good, must be a Hauke!

My friend Hauke is such a big black baby, you never know what to expect with him!
Hauke by ExpiredLube November 19, 2019

bull hauler 

A type of trucker that hauls livestock in their trailer. Always short on sleep and acts a little shady.
Never take a toothpick from a bull hauler.
bull hauler by Chickenhauler544 March 29, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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