hauce

N) A mastodon of a human being, with an abnormally large gludeous maximus. Also one who is a perpetual eater. May also be referred as a "hauce ass".

That woman looks eats and looks like a real hauce. booty disproportionate

by Savarese121 November 9, 2013

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

Hauners

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

by Mackrod August 30, 2011

ashes hauled

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Heavy Hauler

The most advanced sandwich ever created. Each contains enough calories to sustain a small nation for a decade. Found at the Truckstop in Mount Morris PA.

Jimmy "The Dream" Rhodes once destroyed 4 Heavy Haulers in one fell swoop.

by The Number 1 Contender April 14, 2010

Hauke

A guy with the dirtiest but funniest jokes. Loyal, but unpredictable. Very spontaneous and open for adventures. Many people call him the big black baby, because he's unique but not to miss. His handsome, yet unusual features are attractive and everyone wants to be friends with him. He's caring and open minded. Even though he's very responsible, he likes to party and often gets drunk, despite him being a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol!

Wow that guy looks good, must be a Hauke!

My friend Hauke is such a big black baby, you never know what to expect with him!

by ExpiredLube November 19, 2019

bull hauler

A type of trucker that hauls livestock in their trailer. Always short on sleep and acts a little shady.

Never take a toothpick from a bull hauler.

by Chickenhauler544 March 29, 2017