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Hattan
Hattan is the best and being his friend is the greatest, everyone falls for him and he always wants to kill everyone he is very murderous he sometimes says “ DEATH TO ALL”
Hattan by Badylaksjdsh January 7, 2020
Haitani Ran
A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.
Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.
Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.
Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.
Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021
Mad Hatta
Lady Hatting
Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009
rindo haitani
the younger of the haitani brothers. this mf is fine as hell just like his older bro; ran haitani. but ummm- as i was saying, this dude enjoys breaking bones.
rindo haitani by itsgaby November 1, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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