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The period post-breakup where you absolutely own your standard exercise regime.
Jim: Jesus, I swear Stan has done like, 700 more push-ups than his usual 10.

Matt: Yeah dude, his girlfriend just broke up with him. All he wants to do is hatercise.
hatercise by Triangle Fighter March 20, 2011
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hairacist 

When you are discriminating someone because of their hair colour.
"you cant do this because your not blonde" "your such a hairacist"
hairacist by -$-0-f-!- September 7, 2006

Haterist 

A Haterist, is someone who has been given the gift, of Hate.

A Haterist is usually handsome, funny, and rude.

There are people who claim to be a skilled Hater, but they do not possess the title of Haterist. The only truly, skilled Haters are called Haterists. They take offense to being called Haters, because the name Haterist was invented because they are truly something more.

They are equipped with a vast knowledge of how to insult, on nearly any topic, and almost always have good insults.

They are not afraid to say anything to anyone, another reason why they have been given the title.

A Haterist can be looked at in 2 ways, you either love them, or hate them. When you hate them, it's probably because they wanted you to, by insulting. When you hate them, you have fallen into their trap, and have revealed yourself to be nothing short of a Dumbass.

When you love them, it's because you respect their wit, and think that they are just genuinely funny people.

A Haterist is truly an amazing thing. Depending on how you look at it.
www.youtube.com/user/haterist

^The Greatest of all Haterists.
Haterist by 4EyedSquirrel July 8, 2009

Hateristic

Someone whose behavior or personality is to hate without reason, simply because that is their character.
“Michael was being very hateristic towards Israel
“He wasn’t giving advice, he was just being hateristic for no reason”
Hateristic by Alex_Davidson2672 January 29, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026