hat hair
Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).
hat hair by Plebescite September 3, 2003
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hat hair
Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."
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hat hair • ass hat hair • Australian hat hair • hairhat • Hairy Hat • Hairy Hat Man • Hairy Hat-trick • hat • hat trick • Hat rack
Australian hat hair
Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
Australian hat hair by puggy343 May 24, 2006
ass hat hair
Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
ass hat hair by fullofpith October 20, 2007
hair hat
Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,
hair hat by OldRounder February 23, 2021
Hairy Hat Man
Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
Hairy Hat Man by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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