haster 

a person who eats toothpaste

my sister is a haster she just goes to the bathroom every single hour

haster by Earth Worm Sally April 1, 2018

Haster 

Haster, the guy who like to slaughter people, his goals is to became 2n hitler

Chil:Hi haster how are you
*stabs*

Haster by Haste4 April 14, 2021

Sigma Hater 

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.

Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!

Sigma Hater by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

Hater Baiter

A person or persons who intentionally provokes angry, negative feelings.

Westboro Baptist Church is protesting a child's funeral. They're such hater baiters.

Hater Baiter by crackamacka March 27, 2011

D1 Hater 

A person who hates on everything someone/something says.

Devon Fye is a D1 Hater for clowning on Evan.

D1 Hater by Professor Oscar Bald November 24, 2022

burning the hamster 

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

burning the hamster by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005