harui 

a sweet boy who means the world to his boyfriend. very funny, outgoing and doesnt like the margarita jellybean along with that deer from 99 nights in the forest.

random in /xlov probably: omg is that harui? the sweetest boyfriend ever?
harui: heh..... yeah... its me ig.....

luci: hey can we kiss 😳😳😳😳

harui by pancakeslvt August 1, 2025

Hardin Scott 

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

Hardin Scott by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

Harfing 

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger 

Timmie is the first mondstat citizen that you would encounter in Genshin Impact. Once a kind boy who feed pigeons everyday, he was consumed by hatred as a certain traveller from a foreign world murdered his only family, the pigeons.

He was brought before the winter shogun, Tsaritsa, and he swore to serve her so Tsaritsa's dream of destroying the world could finally be realized, so that a world where pigeons can live safely can be created.

As the Harbinger, known as the Doll Maker, he soon assembled his arsonal of field tillers, also known as cyclops.

Pigeons: ...
Venti: time for take off.
Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger: How dare you kill my friends. Now, I shall end your friends before I end you, Fowl Legacy!!

Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger by AAuthor September 18, 2021

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014