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Hatophile 

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.
Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...
Hatophile by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010
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Herbiphile

A person with a sexual attraction to plants or trees
Person 1. Ayo, Jimmy is an herbiphile!
Person 2. WTF dude that's disgusting!
Person 3. Why would somebody fuck a tree?
Herbiphile by Raging Herbiphile January 7, 2021

Haptiphilia 

The ability or need to express passionate emotions, specifically love, through touch and physical contact. Haptiphilia is particularly useful in situations where words fail to communicate the complexity or depth of an emotion.
She had haptiphilia, and couldn't find the words to tell him how she felt, so she reached out and touched his check as they kissed passionately. In that moment he knew.
Haptiphilia by kinkybabysteps December 12, 2018

hartiphilia 

Hartiphilia is an affinity towards or love of the Harti tribe, otherwise known as reer waqooyi
she has hartiphilia
hartiphilia by Bobbystrurrew June 20, 2023

hartiphobe 

A Hartiphobe is someone who harbours hostility towards the Harti tribal national state, specifically Puntland and SSC-Khatumo.
she's a hartiphobe
hartiphobe by Bobbystrurrew September 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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