You can find these creatures lurking aroundHartwick College located in Oneonta, NY. "Hartwick Mouth" is the condition possessed by a large number of both women and men who attend the college. "Hartwick Mouth" is when one's lips cannot accomodate their overly large teeth/gums. See also: Horse Mouth
hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.
hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)
A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Kip is a typical frat boy name & guy on the surface. But dig a little deeper & you'll find this Midwest transplant thinks that stealing a new fresh wardrobe is all that's needed to change his character. He tries desperately to fit in among Upstate NY college alphas only to sleep with his new bro's GFs or BFs because this bi douche doesn't comprehend loyalty. Low brow fuckboi who falls in love over the internet, ala Napolean Dynamite. Hartwick interchangeable with other colleges. Kip of Pepperdine or Kip of Loyola or Kip of UTEP all work.
An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.