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To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015
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harfan • harman • harlan • Harjan • harland • harang • harmandeep • haran • Harangad • harangle
When one feels the need to not eat, sleep, or drink. The emotion validates a horrid truth of immortality.
The figure stood in the corner for days Harfamed. It never slept, ate, or needed drink. It only stood watching.
Harfam by Cassriel January 16, 2022

harbanje 

A harbanje is the first dump of the morning after a heavy night's drinking. Don't pretend that you don't know how satisfying that first crap of the day is. Your body, after hours of heavy-duty punishment, bad dancing and disturbed sleep, is making its first attempt to kick out all the shit (quite literally) that you've filled it with. Once it's plopped out, you feel at least 3000% better, at last ready to face the world outside with a respectable (yet not excessive) amount of fresh-faced enthusiasm.

Please note that, while harbanje can be used in many of the contexts associated with its everyday cousin, the shit, it is not quite as versatile: it is merely a noun and cannot be used as a verb or an adjective. There is much possibility for incorrect usage.
"I'm off to take a harbanje"
"That was one satisfying harbanje"
"I've never been so happy after a harbanje in all my drunken life"

harbanje by Craig Elder November 25, 2005

haranga hatama mango yamtee ramgay 

The great-great grandfather of Schweizerisches Mangosgesellschaft Yamtee Ramgay.

The great great-great grandfather, his name is Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay.
When Wilhelm I of Prussia goes to Nepal, he met a woman called Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay and married her. But she cheated on him and married a Vietnamese man named Nguyễn Văn Tèo. And eventually had two sons and one daughter, the two sons named Mai Phạt Sáu Nghìn Rưởi and the other one named Ôm phản lao ra biển and the daughters name is Sa Đì Buôn Thăng Lao.
What's the name of your great-great grandfather?
My great-great-grandfather name is Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay
A young boy with a big cock
Daddy Harlan
Harlan by Daddy Mia September 21, 2018
An artistic poetic misunderstood depressed pussy magnet
That guy Harland is really a pussy magnet
Harland by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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