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1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan
by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009
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n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.
-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

by HarHar April 17, 2007
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One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing
Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.
by HarJar August 10, 2006
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A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free
-Man that guy has aids

-No he doesn't he is a Harlan

-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy
by DJvRadio June 28, 2009
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an over cocky, charming suck up who cannot commit to a long distance relationship. harlans usually sleep with girls and then dump them. usually cute and funny they are able to charm anyone. it is important not to trust a harlan because they are lying cheating man- beasts.
girl#1: i cant believe he cheated on me!

girl#2: everyone saw it coming, he was such a harlan
by paigerpop December 13, 2009
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Gay ass little town in in Iowa in the middle of nowhere full of hicks, preps, more hicks, rednecks....yes i realize they are the same thing!!!
"Where do you live?"

"In Harlan."

"Oh that redneck town in the middle of nowhere?"
by 1bignig790 March 03, 2009
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Small town in Iowa of 5,400 people. Also known as "WHORELAN".. because 90% of the girl are whores and have chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Harlan also host hillbilly races and derbys.
Bob- "Im going to Harlan this weekend."
Casey- "Dont catch anything up there.. chlamydia and gonorrhea are IN THE WATER, its THAT common up there."
Bob- "Oh shit."
by midnighttokerr August 11, 2011
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