Happy Little Pill is the single from YouTube personality Troye Sivan's first album, TRXYE, set to be released on August 15th, 2014. Sivan wrote the song for a close friend going through a rough time.
"My happy little pill,
Take me away,
Dry my eyes,
Bring color to my skies."
Damien could not cease dwelling over the torment of his soul and so he developed a deep depression which could be treated with Prozac capsules, his happy pills of choice.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.