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hello happy world 

Me: Wow i love hello happy world!

Mom: Wtf is that
hello happy world by Luciaa July 26, 2021

hello, happy monday 

"hello, happy monday"-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"

Happy Halloween Kyle

Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.
That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!
Happy Halloween Kyle by Luther Bazoo September 16, 2023

Happy Halloweenie ! 

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.
Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !
Happy Halloweenie ! by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Ween-happy-hallo! 

A really weird way of saying Happy Halloween. Sometimes used to see if the person you are asking for candy has an attention span.
*ding-dong!*
*door opens*

Children~ TRICK OR TREAT!

*usual crap that candy-giver says*

Children~ OMG! THANK u sooooo much! ween-happy-hallo!
Ween-happy-hallo! by Mariah-Rose November 23, 2007

Happy Hallowthanksgivmas 

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.
When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.