an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"
Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.
That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!