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Happy Crappy

To be defecated upon by a clown.
Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.
Happy Crappy by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009

Slap happy crappy 

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

happy chappy 

"Chap" is an informal antiquated way for "fellow", "dude", "guy". It becomes "chappy" for making it rhymes with "happy".
If you're happy chappy, you're pleased, happy.
Often used in a sarcastic way and with a negative.
- "Omg, how do you even like this song, it really sucks!"
- "Sounds like you're not a happy chappy...go listening to your stuff then"
happy chappy by Slax February 27, 2014

happy clappy 

A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.
Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!
happy clappy by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

happy clappy 

A term mainly used by older generations to describe harmless, usually religious songs, or groups of singers. Songs sung at Brownie meetings, or by nuns visiting play groups for kids, for example.
Sometimes a guitar or piano features in the proceedings.
Often a tamborine.
"Were you there when the Singin Nun came by?"
"Yeah, that was so damned happy clappy."
happy clappy by Wolfacius April 30, 2005

happy clappy 

where someone has clap (chlamydia) and they are happy about it.
person 1 - im soo happy today
person 2- why
person 1- cos i got tested for clap
person 2- do u have it
person 1- yes

person 2- you have happy clappy
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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