Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".

Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.

Happy Asshole by Cradar131 August 5, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008