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hanakanjō 

Hanakanjō is a syndrome in which flowers start growing out of the victim's body because of a strong emotion.
Maybe they'll grow when you're happy, feel loved or in peace! In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.
But maybe they'll grow when you're depressed, anxious or deeply missing someone... In that case (bad emotions), the flowers will sprout with a sharp pain.
"I heard she has Hanakanjō ."

"That's rough."

Hanukwanzmas 

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".
Have a happy Hanukwanzmas
Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006
a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.
even hanukah is corrupted wit greed now.
Hanukah by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
Printer Hanukah by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

hanumanth 

Hanumanth is a very amazing and cool name which is used in many Hindu customs. Not a very common name, yet tends to represent someone sensual and appealing. Hanumanths maybe be bullied for their name yet have the sexiest bodies to make up for it.
Dude that guy plays the flute, he must be a Hanumanth!
hanumanth by i.am.chill June 29, 2016

hanuka man 

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
hanuka man by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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