Hanukahn

A Jewish American during hanukah

Hey Luke u Hanukahn

Elan and Nathan made this

Hanukahn by Elan Nathan March 17, 2016

Hanukah 

a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.

even hanukah is corrupted wit greed now.

Hanukah by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

Printer Hanukah by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

hanukah bush 

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

hanukah bush by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

Hanukah Miracle 

When a bowl or bong is lit once and it is cherried around the circle 8 or more times.

maz and the guys experienced a Hanukah Miracle thursday night when the bong got passed all the way around an 8-man circle without having to be lit again. then they went and ate mozzarella sticks and watched disney movies until they passed out.

Hanukah Miracle by cheeezguy November 13, 2009

Hanukah 

Hokay, so. There was the regular set-up, right, with the opressive dictators and the valiant underdogs. So the valiant underdogs, the Maccabees (if that sounds familiar, there's a soccer club by that name) go and valiantly retake the Jewish Holy Temple (this was before it got detsroyed {again}). And to symbolise their success, after they clean it up and wipe the graffitti off the walls, they have to light the Menorah, big candlabra style thing. Only they have enough oil for ONE day, and it'll take eight for extra oil to arrive. But God intervenes, as per usual, and miraculously the one little jar of oil lasts eight days. This is probably because the little jar of oil was an underdog.

On Hannukka (or Hanuka, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukka, Channukka, etc - only holiday in the world nobody can agree on how to spell) all the Jews celebrate the miraculous Miracle by lighting a Hannukkia (like a Menorah, only with eight branch thingies) and giving all the kids bushels of presents. Also chocolate happens.

Yay, Hanukah's next week, I think my Gran's gonna give me a new mobile!

Hanukah by Maggie Bloome September 14, 2005

hanukan 

the state of being jewish and celebrating hanukkah.

does george celebrate christmas?
no he is hanukan.

hanukan by Annalucia December 26, 2006